You’re So Vain, Tips For Looking Great While Bicycle Touring

I am more vain then I would of ever expected.  After 2 ½ years of bicycle touring it is safe to say that my panniers are depleted of clothing.  I presently own one pair of shorts and when I am cold, I wear knee socks or my rain pants. My wardrobe has been destroyed by the elements. Never having been a fan of that expensive sporty spf clothing material my cheap bohemian cotton shirts have the longevity of about 3 months of pedaling, before they are holier than a preacher at the pulpit. So what is the girly girl gear for guys too necessary fashion attire for bicycle touring?  Thanks to the internet and my dad, my shipping partner, I have ordered some new discounted clothing gear from the internet.  I can’t wait to get…..

• Prana pants ¾ length pants intended for rock climbing are great for pedaling. They are cool looking, a little stretchy and tough enough for bike touring. My first pair lasted for 1 and ½ years of continuous touring.  They never fell apart and eventually just got sun burnt (literally). They became paper thin and you could see right through them.  I didn’t fancy flashing everyone on the planet so I eventually recycled them into bicycle cleaning rags.

• Tavu visor. A vanity purchase because they just look cool and will keep the sun off of my nose. My nose most days is a sun burnt flakey mess and someday soon I might end up being one of those super chic white zinc nose people. You could call me Carly and laugh at me if you would like.

• Prana tank top.  Newly freed from the confines of a conservative dress code, I just need to get some air on my pedaling arms.. Prana clothes intended for yoga, wick moisture away and keep you dry while sweat drenched on the bike. I love the pants so I will be trying out the tops.

• Ex-officio shorts.  My only pair of shorts for some time now. They are tough and I love the cargo pockets. I could pretty much camp for a couple of days out of the stuff I stash in the pockets. They do have that sporty spf material so they have lasted a really long time. I suffer from a brown circle on the bum of my beige shorts from the saddle so this time I ordered a dark brown pair.
   
  Pro-tip: If you dress the color of dirt to begin with it is far easier to stay clean looking while bicycle touring

• Triposili Sunglasses.I love my  serengeti driver shades, however they have stretched a lot and are now way too big.  They fall off my head 5 times a day and the lenses fog over from sweat and I can’t see.  I stop cycling everyday a few times to wipe them, so I can see.  Also, I wear my hair in a pony tail and wrap the cord on the pony tail to keep the glasses attached to my face. They are tuff though, I have dropped them on the cement at least 50 times and they don’t break.  I am hoping the triposi glasses sold through amazon by Bike Somewhere fix my sunglasses issues. The new glasses come with 3 lenses. The clear lens is great for dusty foggy construction areas.
  What’s your favorite article of clothing for a bicycle tour?